Geekbot was formed with a strong ethical policy. We want to offer the best customer service while offering the best, highest quality, products from all around the world. We think owning a store is fun, and we hope you enjoy what we do.
Company Name: Geekbot Limited
Registered Address: 232 Woodseats Road, Sheffield, South Yorkshire, S8 0PN. The Earth. The Galaxy (although a fairly boring part of it where nothing much happens).
Limited Company Registration Number: 07510830
About The Team
We are children who defiantly refuse to grow up. We love toys and games and fun and playing out. We understand the value of laughter and the magic of a smile. We like exploring new places and running over the hill to see the sunset. We love wondering and asking questions. We create worlds in our imaginations, and we were there when Garion first held the Orb of Aldur, and sobbed when Aeris died. We believe in fantasy, but we still firmly exist in the real world.
We love geeky things of all genres, from superheroes to sci-fi, from horror to high camp; we love it all. We love robots and talking beavers and ravenous monsters and sword fights and three wishes and living happily ever after. We believe in gold at the end of the rainbow and true love and cartoons and fairies and dragon slaying and wizards’ duels.
We don't scoff at ropey special effects in old TV shows, rather, we rejoice in them. We love and new just as much as the old. We love sunshine just as much as rainy days. We love our pets, for they are the comrades we share in our magical journeys.
But it’s not all sunshine and moonbeams in our world, for as much as we love all those geeky things, we've got demon blood in our veins - and we also like the odd and the strange. We adore the uncanny and revel in the bizarre. We love toys that are a bit unusual, and we seek out the things beyond the norm, things that are more than they seem.
And we want to bring those things to you.
Geekbot is about bringing you the best in the coolest collectables from all corners of the globe.
What’s Our Philosophy
We always tick "wizard" on every application form we fill in. Does that count? We hope everyone gets a letter from Hogwarts on their 11th birthday and we always clap for fairies!
We believe in giving you the best and friendliest, most professional service possible and providing the best quality goods from around the planet (and beyond) at the best possible price. We believe in providing an ethical service, offering you goods at a reasonable price so everyone wins.
As friends of the environment, we recycle our boxes and packaging (so, while 95% of the time you'll get a spanking new box all pristine and perfect, some of the time you might get a box that was sent to us) please reuse the box and don't just throw away the packaging - it's an awful waste).
We’ve searched out the weird and the cool and the odd and the downright strange and brought it back to the UK on magic carpets or through spells of summoning. And we will continue to do so until we die.
This is a legacy that will last forever. We specialise in plush toys for children, the exotic and weird that can only satisfy parents who are themselves exotic and weird. So you might not find your average toy here, but you will find unicorns and dragons and crazy space aliens for your offspring to play with. And we're certain that those things are far more stimulating (and equally as loveable) than your average bear.
We are never the hero of the story, but the supporting character who helps the hero (that’s you, by the way) on your way to greatness. We can’t promise you’ll be dragon slaying or even kissing the princess by the end of the week, but you will be stocked up with the best in geek and cool merchandise.
And who can say fairer than that?
So, why are you still reading this? Go on, be off with you. Go and browse our wares, there must be something you like here. There might not be any magic rings but, By the Power of Greyskull, we’ve got stock that would make Smaug himself drool with avarice.
A Few of our Favourite (Geek) Things
Still not convinced that we are geeks? Well, here's a list of some of the things that we love, maybe that will sway you in the right direction:
Favourite Colour: Octarine
Favourite Number: 42
Favourite Location: Tirisfal Glades (World of Warcraft)
Favourite Game: Dungeons and Dragons (1st Edition, mind, none of this poxy revamped nonsense)
Favourite TV Show: Buffy. No, Star Trek. No, Doctor Who. ... No, Fringe... (you shall not) Pass!
Favourite Book: The Lord of the Rings (AKA: the Geek Bible)
Favourite Movie: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Donnie Darko, Aliens (did someone say we had to choose just one?)
Favourite Harry Potter Spell: Expecto Patronum (ours is a phoenix)
Person we'd Most Like to be for a Day: Emperor Palpatine (just to see what he does all day behind that big desk of his). Besides, we could say things like: something something something, Dark Side...
Now, if we haven't convinced you by now that you're in the right place to buy anything from gifts for an ancient red dragon to a plush toy for your newborn, then we don't know what will.